Mitch here!

Can we take a minute to recognize just how strange this stocking ritual is? Aren’t the gifts under the tree enough? Do we really need a secondary gifting occasion right in the middle of Christmas morning?

I’d like to be a fly on the wall for the historical first stocking stuffer:

Hey, guys. I’m gonna hang my socks up over the fireplace and then go to sleep. Before I wake up it’d be dope if you put a bunch of gifts in my socks for me as a surprise. Happy Holidays! ‘Night.

Either way, stockings are pretty great. 😂 So here are some ideas for the guys in your life: